Much like my hopes and dreams, the guy who ghosted you after you went on Pike formal with, and my father–once again Christmas has come and gone. As I get older the more formulaic the holiday season becomes: spend time with family you see twice a year, pretend to give a shit about where your cousin is going to college, getting asked if you are seeing anybody, pretending to read the card your aunt gave you when really you’re thinking about how to spend the 30 dollar iTunes gift card in it. The list goes on and on. Don’t get me wrong, this family time is very important. If you don’t have family what do you really have? All I’m saying is that it gets very tiresome. But regardless that day is behind us and now we can focus on prepping our bodies for all the copious amounts of poison alcohol we will be consuming NYE. With that said let’s get into some:

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Elite Tweets

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There are a lot of video tweets. I want to link but I can’t figure it out on here because last week’s didn’t work.. same for the Reddit videos but regardless I’ll learn for next time and so I guess this will end here.

Take us away Finger Eleven

Have a great New Years everyone!