Hello. Currently writing this at 6 am from the stairmaster at my local gym, my apologies if it smells in here. I wanted to talk about this, while it’s not an elite tweet, the context in this tweet warrants discussion.

More like lasagNAH right guys? I actually don’t hate this move, it’s just dye. Blue for a boy, pink for a girl, normal lasagna is a miscarriage reveal. Very simple and effective. I would eat this and not ask questions.

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I Reddit So You Don’t Have To:

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This scene will be weird in The Social Network 2

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I thought long and hard on what song of the week should be and I ultimately decided on an absolute bop. If Danity Kane didn’t have to go up against prime Pussycat Dolls they would have been way bigger. This song specifically fails to get the recognition it deserves. Very ahead of its time.

Until next week, have a great weekend everyone. Make good decisions