I don’t really know what to say: it was pretty fucking cold this week. I’m mad I wrote this in November, I used all my cold jokes and weather related content there. That’s called foresight and the thoughts resonate now more than ever. I can go on and on about the cold or I can use my time to talk about this.

This is metal (when I say metal I do not mean like the tracks metal, but like hardcore metal). I find it pretty cool that with all the modern advances in technology the best solution here is to just light stuff on fire. Modern problems call for ancient solutions. I’ve been mishearing that Adele song, I think she’s actually saying “I set fire, to the train.”

Okay that was bad, I’m done here. Hope everyone stayed warm.

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If you asked me, a barber shop called Pablo Escobarbers, has a better ring to it. At least it’s good to know that Chapos Chalupas still has a future.

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In terms of the song to take you into the weekend, I’m sending you away with one of the catchiest songs ever made.

Have a great weekend everyone, stay warm and make good decisions