It’s Friday. This week my coworkers have found out about this blog. They saw me writing my March Sadness post and they wanted to read it. To the surprise of nobody, they thought it was hilarious. I am so glad my misery and heartbreak can bring joy to others. It is what I live for. I’m not too worried about them reading what I write because everything I write is gold. However, now that they discovered my joke graveyard, I now have to help write my firm’s quarterly newsletter. It’s wild to me. They’re implying because I ranked all the letters in the alphabet one time I am suddenly qualified to write a financial opinion piece on the economic implications of a trade war with China. It’s an honor and I feel like a king. From here on out I’ll be known as Vinniam Shakespeare.

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Elite Tweets

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I Reddit So You Don’t Have To:

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I don’t get why people are upset about this. Just be tall, it’s not that hard.

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Anytime there’s a live band at a bar I’m at I request this song: it’s really good, I’ll leave it at that. Here’s the song to take you into the weekend

Have a good one everyone. Make good decisions.