I’m the best man in a wedding this weekend. Since I know he doesn’t look at my blog, I’m giving me readers the inside scoop of the speech. I’m not gonna post the entire thing, because where’s the fun in that? Instead, enjoy this little sneak peek

For those who do not know, my name is Vinnie, and I am the winner of the best man’s sweepstakes.
Reed didn’t have an easy decision in choosing his best man.
First, he asked his most charming friend, and sadly he said no.
Next, he called his most trusted and smartest friend, and he too said no. Then he asked his best-looking friend, and he also turned reed down.
After that, he called me, and I said, “Reed, I can’t say no to you four times.” So here I am, and I am so grateful to be in this position. Unfortunately, I don’t have embarrassing stories from Reed’s adolescences that I can share. I met Reed while we were in college. I came to the University of Kentucky from Chicago, didn’t know anyone, so when I first met Reed I saw the stature of this man, and I thought to myself “this guy is a unit, it wouldn’t be a bad idea for someone my size to have someone like him in my corner.” I mean really, these wedding pictures will come out in a month and people will look at them and ask “why is the ring bearer in all these pictures?

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Elite Tweets

Very strong week for Twitter I must admit.

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I Reddit So You Don’t Have To:

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Headline Grab

Yo if you’re homeless, just buy a house. Problem solved.

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I’m gonna boogie my ass off tomorrow. Cue the music.

Have a good weekend everyone.