Hello hello hello. Happy Friday ladies gentlemen. My absolute favorite thing on earth is when people complain about their job. The phones in my office weren’t working all day yesterday and our Operations Manager spent the day talking to Comcast trying to fix them. Later on in the day he got all pissy and started snapping at us when some of us asked him to do other things related to his job, complaining how exhausted he was from this whole phone ordeal. The guy was acting like he just got home after serving two tours in Iraq because he had to talk to a guy named Anwar for a couple hours. On top of that, the phones still don’t work. Don’t get me wrong, talking to Comcast fucking blows and I’m sure he’s just frustrated with the entire thing but c’mon, no need to get all dramatic here and take it out on others because you hit a snag in your job.

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Elite Tweets

https://twitter.com/kiaudn/status/1195439687445483521?s=21

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I Reddit So You Don’t Have To

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Headline Grab

Just the fucking look on Tubman’s face

“This bitch? Seriously?”

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I’m humble enough to admit when I’m wrong (despite me being very stubborn). This time is no different. I ranked Maroon 5’s best songs a couple months ago and completely forgot this classic. This is top 5 for sure.

Have a great weekend everyone!