Vinnie’s Week in Review (01/03/2020)

Happy Friday everyone! Happy New Year. It’s resolution time again!! I want to talk about Planet Fitness being brilliant. Let me preface this, I hate Planet Fitness and all they stand for and represent, but I must tip my cap to them – being an official sponsor at Times Square on NYE is genius. Sign up all the fatties that won’t show up after the 5th. Their whole business model is people are too lazy to cancel/forget they have a $10 gym membership. It is a really awesome idea. They give their patrons pizza and candy as they walk in, have a lunk alarm (which goes off if someone grunts, drop weights, or judges) and do not have heavy free weights because they are afraid that they might intimidate their members. It really is something to behold. I’m anti-Planet Fitness but I’m more pro-finesse so I can’t do anything but respect the move.

Elite Tweets

This is an alarmingly low number of blimps https://t.co/QNyPiDpEt7
— Jimmy Blanco (@ColeyMick) January 1, 2020

Roaring 20s:

– Already happened 100 years ago
– Sounds exhausting
– Dinosaurs roar and they’re scary

Napping 20s:

– Relaxing
– Naps are a form of self-care
– A napping dinosaur is a dinosnore and that’s just adorable
— the drake gatsby 🐻 (@DrakeGatsby) January 1, 2020

A girl that was like 5 inches taller than me started grinding on me… felt like I was getting posted up by Kobe
— callum (@calIum_M) December 31, 2019

I thought this was a bear 😂
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— Rudy Grey ❄️ (@RudyGreyX) December 30, 2019

fuck it. i’m going out tonight pic.twitter.com/2AWvckqz47
— James (@CaucasianJames) December 31, 2019

taika waititi was nominated for an oscar for a short film in 2005 and apparently he told the other nominees they should all pretend to be asleep but he was the only one who actually did it. legend pic.twitter.com/S3o40tC17C
— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) December 30, 2019

As we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember the best TV moment of the 2010s:

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— Daniel Sugarman (@Daniel_Sugarman) December 29, 2019

I Reddit So You Don’t Have To

vast difference from funny

Finished. from funny

Raise your daughter right from funny

Mike Tyson in his prime was a different breed from nextfuckinglevel

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We are now closer to 2050 than we are to 1990. That’s depressing, what’s not depressing is this song.

Have a good weekend everyone!

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