Happy Friday everyone. I write this from Gate H1C at O’Hare. Which is an absolute preposterous name for the gate. O’Hare is trying to get way to cute with this. H1C? More like ‘what the H1C.’ Why are there three sub-gates in Gate H1? It makes no sense. What I fail to understand about the gate names at the airport is why bring in a second letter into this? The Letter Number categorization of gates has worked since the Wright Brothers, why are we trying to get cute with it? Why can’t they just call this gate H3 and just renumber the other gates. It’s not that difficult, often the simplest answer is the best. It’s like saying that instead 2+2=4, the O’Hare is trying to say 2+3-(32/32)=4. Don’t try and recreate the wheel, the current system works. Traveling at O’Hare is a pain in its own right, but now if they’re going to make me do Riemann’s Hypothesis after I go through security, I might just quit flying all together.

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I Reddit So You Don’t Have To

This is the most outrageous thing I’ve ever seen.

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Headline Grab

This article talks about a guy who caused over 8 million in damage from starting a wildfire during a gender reveal. Imagine being a kid and finding out that your dad started a massive wildfire to announce that you had a penis.

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They took this song off Spotify and I need answers on when it will be back. Please pray for me during this trying time.

Have a good weekend everyone!